Horton hears somebody he used to know
do you ever regret drawing something
never regret this
I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
Zenaida Yanowsky & Nehemiah Kish in rehearsal for Swan Lake.
adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
Kristina Shapran at Vaganova Ballet Academy
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
Hope to have many of these :)
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
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